In the eyes of a Jedi Warrior (I.e. Elite rider Emily Underwood)
As someone who has become Star Wars obsessed these past few weeks, I thought this ride was a lot like being a Padawan Learner (a Jedi in training). Today was the maiden flight of my Trek bike. With the support of a stellar squadron we flew though the flats of NJ at warp speed. We encountered an imperial fleet of storm troopers resembling 4 legged Wookies that chased us from someone's drive way. We fought off the dark side by smooth pace-lining and my new Trek flying across the road as smooth as a light saber cutting through a Sith Lord.
At the end of the ride our Jedi training was complete and made the Force stronger with the ladies of Ripetide Cawes. I became comfortable on my bike thanks to the Yoda of bike shops, Brielle Cyclery. Let the light side guide us safely through 2016!